JD1

As each day becomes more and more unbearable, I feel the need to update you all on the current situation concerning the fat fucking oaf of a cunt twat shite hawk that is: Jelly.

Disgusting Bastard.

It's immediate death is everyone's salvation, it is the only way to ascertain true freedom of it (like smallpox); and to prove it I will be regularly posting updates, or 'instances' as and when it decides to 'gob off'.

How does it's mind work? I don't know. Try to fathom the first two if you can, but I must warn you that most of these 'instances' refuse to follow any type logic.


Instance One
What are you doing?

Researching LZW compression.

What on earth is that?

It's what Adobe use

It doesn't work. It causes no end of grief if you use it.
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Instance Two
Looking like the guys are here

I'll have to see if I can find Steve

I'll give him a ring now

He deals with all this sort of thing (getting up).

I'll give him a ring now.

He wants to be involved with all the technical stuff (stood up).

I'll give him a ring now.

This is his area of field really (turning around).

I'll give him a ring now.

I'll go and see if I can find him.

I'll give him a ring now.

I won't be a minute (walking away).

I'll give him a ring now.

Sorry? (turning back).

I'll give him a ring now.

Sorry, you're mumbling.

I'll give him a ring now.

Oh right, (haha) I didn't hear you.
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