Bitter And Red

Well, it didn't take long for the backlash to come to the forefront from all the bitter rags since Manchester City FC - PL Champions 2011/2012 won the league.  Chief amongst the sour-faced hate brigade is ugly porridge-faced rag Bobby Charlton:

"I don't think for a moment that we have anything to worry about with regard to City. City don't interest me very much. To have won 19 championships is an unbelievable record. They are just thinking about that. We have the tools and we have the desire and, with that desire, we can do anything as we have already proved."

Hilarious.  Trying to play down Citeh's achievements.  Nothing to worry about you say?  Forgive him, he forgets in his old age that Man Yoo were trounced twice by the champions this season.  Once at The Swamp™, where they were humiliatingly smashed by the champs, and then again, where they were embarrassed at The Ethiad and didn't even have a single shot on goal... pathetic.  Are you sure there's nothing to worry about?  Mr. Charlton, thou art clearly a fucking muppet and are deluded to the reality of things.  Even old Sour Taggart Vimto Face™ isn't that stupid (or is he?).

Probably even funnier than Charlton's gibbering meltdown, was the hateful cheating rag Evra's diatribe of bitter nonsense:

"We received a lot of criticism this season but we have got nine points better than last season. City played their best football and we didn't always play our best, but we still finished on the same points.  So it makes you think that if we play our best football consistently throughout the season, then we are going to win the league by many points.  Of course this is my mentality - that we will bounce back and win it next season. It was just the last 30 seconds that made City champions. I always say when a team are champions they deserve it, but I can say to myself that we gave the title to City. That's why I'm confident that we will win it back next year."

Criticism?  When?  Does this relate to Man Yoo's hard-earned reputation for diving?  Or to the fact that in every game they CONTINUALLY badger the ref about EVERY decision?  Do you really wonder why people make comments about your dirty cheating tactics?  You cheat to win so clearly have no shame.

How can you be confident in winning the championship next year when your midfield is so dreadfully weak?  In fact it's SO bad that you had to beg that hateful, little smug, ginger twat Scholes to come out of retirement and rescue you.  It's so DIRE that you still have a 40 year old winger who should have retired years ago.  All your full backs are shit, Ferdinand has had it and the only decent player you really have is Shrek.  Yet you complain that you weren't playing your 'best football' this year?  Read the update dickhead, you're simply not very good - hence the cheating as you're about to read.

As for "It was just the last 30 seconds that made City champions"... well,  Manchester City: Champions of England, best team in the country, throughly deserved to win the league this year having played the most attractive sensational football the league has ever seen.  We've dominated possession against EVERYONE in the league this season, home and away, and have proved that unlike Man Yoo, you don't have to cheat to become champions.

We're very much deserved champions.  You 'gave' us fuck all pal.  We won it, you didn't give it us and thus it was deserved... which is in stark contrast to Man Yoo who have won the league undeservedly on many occasions, including almost pinching it this year.

Speaking of 'deserving' things, Man Yoo coming second place to the champions: Manchester City FC was completely undeserved (unsurprisingly), having conned every referee (biased or not) into awarding you all manner of incorrect decisions throughout the season; gaining free kicks (you shouldn't have had), penalties (which were never penalties), corners (which were throw-ins), and 'simulating' (or cheating) to get other players sent off...  all of which amount up by the end of the season (as we've witnessed courtesy of Man Yoo for many years).

Let's be honest, you've managed to cheat your way into the top three since the start of the season.

Another reason Man Yoo did unreasonably well this year was due to the only true class-act in the league: Manchester City.  You had very little competition as the 'top 4' all flopped horiibly.  It's fair to say that Liverpool were shit (despite spending over £100m proving money doesn't neccessarily buy you the league - goodbye 'King' Kenny), Chelsea were shit (AVB? Bollocks, see the blog for details) and Tottenham - who imploded under the speculation that Gothmog was going to be offered the England gig.  Ridiculous.

We were the only real challenge, the others were merely pretenders to the throne... sorry OUR throne.

In fact, the latter two were so bad, that both their managers have now been sacked (which, comically, is now all three Ed.)  Your points total was significantly higher than it should ever have been, having cheated your way to a large sum of those points by trying to stay in contention with us.

Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat cheat.  Let's see you do it next year rag, because I know we'll be there playing quality football and dominating teams (including yours) with our B squad.  May The Swamp™ dry up and take all you horrible, evil rags down with it, like a plughole swallowing a bath full of shit.

And then there's the teams that just rolled over and parted their cheeks.  Teams such as Swansea, Aston Villa and Sunderland just rolled over for you towards the end of the season, already content with their place in the league, and accepted defeat - giving you more undeserved points.  I'd be ashamed to be a supporter of any of those piss-poor spiritless clubs.  Only Everton and Wigan had a real go at your (exceptionally weak) back four, and guess what, they both took points off you.  It can't be that hard can it?  We did it twice, and with ease.

Ooo Evra, you've really upset me, now fuck off and die you hateful, dirty cheating rag.

Now let's to turn our attention to the king of rags; Old Purple Face Sour Rag Taggart Bastard™ and his sneaky little rat, now 'expert' pundit mouthpiece fucking England coach fucking megarag: Gary 'the mega-rag' Neville (famously the son of northern cricketer Neville Neville Neville Neville Neville).

'We concentrate on what we can do to try to bring players in for the right reasons. We invest in young players. That is what we are good at - we're not like other clubs who can spend fortunes on proven goods.'  King Rag

"We don't need to worry about that. I think we have a rich history, better than anyone, and it will take them a century to get to our level of history. "But for us it's still a challenge and we're good at challenges. We'll kick on from here."  King Rag


“I have more respect for Liverpool in a sense of their tradition and their history than I would do some of the other clubs that have been coming on the scene in the last few years, throwing a load of money at it.”  Gary Neville

"They're a small club, with a small mentality" King Rag



And yet...

Q. Who is the most expensive premiership defender of all time?
A. Rio Ferdinand (Man Yoo) - £29m


Q. Who is the most expensive premiership midfielder of all time?
A. Juan Veron (Man Yoo) - £28m


Q.  Who is the most expensive goalkeeper of all time?
A.  David De Gea (Man Yoo) - £19m


Q  Who won the league this year?
A.  Manchester City

But I thought you didn't spend money on 'proven' players?  Are you telling me you spend obscene amounts of money on unproven players?  No wonder Man Yoo are in debt, just look at the raft of young shite they've just spent a fortune on.

And as for 'spending fortunes' or  'throwing a load of money at it'... consider the above stats, and with a £30 striker sat on the bench and a hoard of over-rated highly expensive English midfielders and defenders (totaling another £50m) throughout the team... it sounds a bit 'kettle and pan' to me.

Strangely, it all sounds a bit... bitter to me.

Bitter, very bitter.