Can I get a chicken pasty, dollface?
Can I get change of twenty, yeah?
Can I get a rewind?
Can I get a bag of ready salted with that as well?
Can I get… errr.
Can I get… errr, errrrrrrrrrr.
Can I get a return ticket, mate? These basses, they do them don't they, yeah?
I'll tell you what you can 'get' you horrible little tit, you can 'get' the fuck off the bus, 'get' to the nearest graveyard, 'get' yourself a spade and 'get' to digging a grave. When it's dug, 'get' in and I'll come down and cover you up, free of charge.
You just let me know when you're ready.
Hobbit motherfucker!
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