Eyeless Jelly

Please make it stop!
This morning Jelly has decided to talk AT me all morning further confirming it's disruptive, destructive nature. Although completely aware of my ignoring it, it continues undeterred rattling on incoherently in search of some attention, a reaction or more likely; an argument. Well, I'm not playing ball CUNT!

I think this might be the greatest 'concentration test' I've ever had. To ignore it's endless gurgling and rambling from only 3 feet way and continue to work, unaffected, fully focused is tough. There's been many times I've felt the urge to tell it to 'shut up, fuck off and die' but I've managed to keep my cool so far.

Maybe this is a turning point for my rage, maybe I'm becoming a 'nice' person… in honesty it seems unlikely. I still wanna rip it's guts out and shove 'em up my arse then shit them back in it's face.

Below are just a few of it's most ridiculous emissions so far; relating to someone it saw on it's journey into work:

… she was just utterly stupid...
... I was sick of looking at this bovine creature…
… with people like her, there is an excuse for euthanasia…
… some people are so rude and utterly stupid…

The moaning cheeky cunt. The fact that it has the guile to speak about other peoples appearances is outrageous in itself and I assure you; if anybody resembled anything even like the seething mass of frothing sugary anger that is the Jelly; they'd have seen themselves off a long time ago.