
Barry The Bastard's Stir-Boil Supreme Mega
Serves 2 (apparently)
Ingredients
5 x Chicken Breasts
3 x Large Carrots
3 x Large Onions
4 x Green Peppers
1 x Red Pepper
15 x Baby Sweetcorns
(All cut into giant blocks)
Method
Throw everything into the wok and boil for 2 hours.
Result
6lbs of sodden veg submerged in 3 litres of murky water. Needless to say, it was a complete inedible disaster.