George Romero once wrote: "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth". Well George, if that's true then Hell reached full capacity a long fucking time ago.
Friday, 10 September 2010
Spunk-Tastic!
JIS? Since when was it cool to name your pop group after piping-hot man juice? It's understandable that 'JIS' might appeal to some of the embryonic brats on the street, but to name your shitty group after 'man's delight' is absurd.
Well, if you can't beat them, join them. It did get me thinking about other possible names for future 'boy bands'. Below are some suggestions:
Boys 2 Smeg The White Bovril Gang Mouthful of Dollars Take Splat Boy's Zone Milky Cyclops Sausage Oil
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