Barry The Absolute Bastard™

Not content in being the world's biggest bastard; Barry The Absolute Bastard™ decided to cook one of his infamous 'Stir-Boils' the other day.

Barry The Bastard's Stir-Boil Supreme Mega
Serves 2 (apparently)

Ingredients
5 x Chicken Breasts
3 x Large Carrots
3 x Large Onions
4 x Green Peppers
1 x Red Pepper
15 x Baby Sweetcorns
(All cut into giant blocks)

Method
Throw everything into the wok and boil for 2 hours.

Result
6lbs of sodden veg submerged in 3 litres of murky water. Needless to say, it was a complete inedible disaster.