More Anti-Citeh

Looks like the arse of the United fans has finally gone. I expect rivers of shite to be tipping over into the Thames anytime soon. And to further back this prediction up, a bizarre Anti-Citeh website has been produced by a local extremist (probably a local looney, the one who get's on the empty bus and sits next to you, the one who everyone avoids) to vent his bitter jealousy and hatred for Man Citeh.

Having gazed across his ugly, poorly written site, he appears seemingly obsessed with 'our land', like some kind of delinquent political nutbag. He goes on to blither about how Citeh "will not negotiate reasonably" and "I don't think this is fair" and, my personal favourite, "why can't we use our fellow Red friends to help us out?'.

A cry for help? Aw… how sad and desperate. You'll be getting no help from me you over-cooked shit chicken.

I would have thought, being a businessman, that negotiations are key to building a successful business? I'm pretty sure, considering the Sheikh's reputation as an investor and all round good egg, and that having already pumped BILLIONS into the local surrounding area, that he'd offer you a fair price. I'm sure he appreciates, as you have said yourself, that this is a case of 'David and Goliath' and would like to make sure you're given a fair price. It's not as if he can't afford it.

So, with all this in mind, I cannot believe that Citeh have been 'unreasonable'. It goes against everything they've done so far; supporting communities right across the northwest, setting up facilities for disadvantaged youths, joining forces with the council to improve Manchester as a city and so on. No, it doesn't make any sense to accuse them of being 'unreasonable', even more so when you take into account what YOU have said on your own website:

"Almost 360 degrees around us has been sold to City already. Their work has begun and a fortune is being spent on the land while they are refusing to do the right thing and negotiate properly with us."

I think 'Hoist your own petard' springs to mind. Why? Well, how is it that they've bought the land all around you, from other people, businesses and the council, all of whom have accepted 'reasonable' offers, and yet you haven't. They won't offer YOU a reasonable amount.

Why only you? Sounds like you're trying to exploit Citeh's wealth to me… most unreasonable.

In fact, considering your obvious hatred of Citeh and the pathetic ploy to garner support from of other Man Yoo fans to back your greedy exploits; it is in fact YOU who is being unreasonable. I'm sure if it wasn't Citeh trying to buy the land, you'd have sold it in heartbeat.

It seems on one hand, that your acts are that of a desperate extremist intent on stifling the local economy, and on the other hand, blatently representative of your dislike of Citeh.

Either way you look at it, I now like think of you as the droppings of Robert Mugabe, or the misty stool water of Margaret Thatcher. I hope it rots and drop off into your mother's soup.

Your apparent madness, bitterness, jealousy and worriment of your impending football doom (which is particularly funny in fairness) has overcome your reasoning. You have lost your mind. You have panicked, and it has caused the contents of your bowels to be unwillingly sprayed onto your mother's favourite rug, and she's very unhappy about it… livid in fact. I know.

And now your mother hates you! Well done. No mother should hate her son, but for you she's making the exception. She told me just last night, as I crawled off her, that she despises the ugly, malformed foetus that crawled out of her all those years ago. That foetus is you. You've hardly changed.

Man Yoo will truly be in the shadow of Citeh soon, not now… but soon.

I know you can't bear it. I know you can't stand it and I know you perish the thought, judging by your recent actions trying to stifle Citeh's growth. But, as our shadow gows and grows, what will you do when it actually happens? When all hope for The Swamp™ is truly lost, Citeh dominate supreme and ole Purple Face dies?

Commit suicide?

Now that everyone now hates you. It's probably for the best, it might be your only option, and considering your beloved Swamp™ has already done such a good job of self destructing (having amounted a deliciously unsurpassable debt) I'm sure it'll truly be, an match made in hell.

Finally, a life long dream can be realised as you suck Satan's cock together. Who wants the balls? I bet you do. How lovely. Nice to see you enjoying yourself.

You've been supporting him all these years and now you can finally meet him; as he plunges into your anus balls-deep.

Now before anyone gets hurt, you ugly spastic, call a shrink and book yourself in.