Foghorn & The Machine

Yet more drivel from 'The Let's Suck Each Others Cocks Time 2012'.

What can I say about Foghorn & The Machine that hasn't already been said?

Fucking loads.

But, at least this ugly ginger freak's music is a slightly better than Adele's, if not outrageously stolen from Dave Stewart's back catalogue.

Unfortunately, Foghorn's popularity is yet again another case of how the industry brainwashes the retarded public. She can't sing. She can't dance. She looks like Noel Fielding.

My main gripe with this honking buffoon, is her audacity to put herself along next to Annie Lennox. By stealing her music (or Dave Stewart's), you automatically warrant direct comparisons. This is done knowingly. So… here's my comparison:

Annie Lennox has a great voice, even at 71.

Foghorn is a honking, toneless, talentless racket.

So much so, that I've thought up of few new names for her band based upon her 'amazing talents':

1. Foghorn & The Leghorn

2. Lilly Savage & The Wheel Of Destruction

3. Honking Ginger Shitpiece & The Dave Stewart Rip-off Band

4. Attack Of The Goose

5. The Man In Drag

6. Biscuit Head