Jelly Quotes

Howdy doody. I think it's about time I shared some of Jelly's ridiculous quotes with the world to not only bring comedy and variety to peoples lives, but to also use as a gauge to measure my rapidly deteriorating psyche. WARNING: Please sit or stand away from the screen as you read the following quote as I wouldn't want to be held responsible for any injuries or damage to your computer that may occur as a result of reading this entry. Thank you.

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"John Lydon is responsible for some of the greatest music ever made"

Now please take a nice deep breath, calm down and control yourself. Sit back, relax and allow your mind to wonder.

How has Jelly arrived at this utterly ridiculous and offensive conclusion; the fat stinking hoard of clagnuts. Everybody's entitled to an opinion but come on, seriously; it's obvious the butter-selling media parasite has finally ran out of money (probably because everybody has finally woken up and realised that not only were The Sex Pistols SHITE but Public Image were also SHITE) and is now whoring his reputation to the highest bidder (ITV one week, Country Life Butter the next). Rotten is rotten, and so is his music.

What fools are they who thought this screeching, self righteous and highly irritating bastard was 'against the system' now that he IS the system.

Fuck off Lydon you 'orrible ginger fuckwit, and you Jelly; you pair of talentless, tone deaf blood clots. May you make foul music together forever in hell.