Bastard

Do everything for me, please, I'm so fucking lazy and damn important I can't be arsed.

It currently sits there, disagreeing with everybody, lying and contradicting people, even calling people liars. It sits issuing empty orders which are ignored by all, never lifting a finger to solve it's own problems, it wants everything doing for it, it wont contribute, it won't think... in fact, it can't think, it's stupid, retarded, childish and emotionally void - except for rage and anger and unless it gets what it wants, everyone will receive it's wrath.

It is in fact, impossible to be any lazier.

Disrespectful, bigoted, psychopathic, arrogant, ignorant, impatient, self-obsessed, gibbering bell-end. Make it die big Mo'. Strike it down for it IS sin.

The fat, idle, spoilt, lazy twat. May it's devilish parents burn in hell for birthing such a monster.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!

Arsenut

Will you stop banging the fucking table you fat fucking oaf!

Now please, fuck off and die you miserable twat! Please... just die, you fucking cunt! Infact, drop dead NOW and suffer in a pool of your own toxic vomit; you cunting hell-child fuck face!

You're a fucking horror of a person, a fucking horror, a nightmare, a foul stinking sweating bastard arse rag twatty bollocks!

DIE!

Bruce Springsteen

I've tried very hard. I tried very hard to like him, I've listened to his so-called best and worse albums, the one's that supposedly mattered and the infamous pop shite... I've even tried to look at it from an American point of view to try to appreciate his influence and his earnestness and I just can't do it. I cannot relate to an over confident, overly American, over-rated and overly liberal 'song and dance man' from New Jersey.

To me he's an over-glorified 'Meatloaf' with dead eyes and a vacuous entity where a sense of humour should be. At least 'Meat' makes you laugh, intentionally or not, with his talent for theatrics and opera. Moose SpringGreens wouldn't know a good time if it sat on his balls and smashed it's jugs in his chops, the miserable cocking fuckbag.

The two strangest and most unusual aspects to 'The Boss' and his apparent popularity are one: why do so many sheep-like pin heads worship him, and two: Why does he sing in a false southern accent despite being born in New Jersey? Oh sorry, I criticised him by accident then.

But I suppose the most disturbing aspect to the whole Brucie 'blue-collar' Bowel Steam epedemic is the blind rage and complete intolerance his 'minions' exuberantly gush with when he's criticised (am I okay to say this?). My anger should probably be aimed at them bastards rather than 'The Boss' as my rantings on the article called 'It Started Off Well' would suggest they are one in the same. Either way, Bruce 'Cock-Trollop' Windolene has now slipped out of my favourite 'Top One Billion' music artists of all time and as a result should die.

Just look at that picture, what a cunt.